a happy mess

your email has found me on the fucking brink

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?