Quarter Life Crisis

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

What, pray tell, the fuck

and so the hunty becomes the hunted....

when you feel alone and work is overwhelming just remember that you’re a part of someone’s best memories. no dialogue just your presence, in exploring somewhere new, a reassuring smile and support you gave, or in lots of laughter and sun. it helps the days feel worth more, even if today felt like it didn’t count, it did. you exist in so many ways you can’t measure.

chaotic good

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.