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Never get into an helicopter unless your life absolutely depends on it and if you don't get in the helicopter you die immediately because the possibility of you dying in the helicopter is probably greater than whatever you have that requires attention

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

Pepper spraying your third eye

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette