me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

Thinking you’re an expert in Depression because you suffer from it is like thinking you’re a mechanic because your car broke down.

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

But so many women also don’t turn off their “customer service personality” for a guy when he wants to know the real them.

Maybe you should think about why you scare women.

“beauty is pain” is perhaps the cruelest phrase we teach young girls imo

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR