a little bit in love, maybe

prince and knight - describe your ideal sword

blacksmith and baker - what’s your favorite uncommon dessert?

boarding school classmates - if you were a teacher/professor, what subject would you want to teach?

cowboys - have you ever ridden a horse?

angel and demon - what’s a piece of media that you always hated/thought you’d hate, but now love?

sailor and lighthouse keeper - have you ever been in the ocean?

rogue and bard - what would your musical artist alter ego be like/be named?

sports teammates - is there a sport you wish you could get into (as a player or an audience member)?

pirate captain and first mate - if you owned a pirate ship, what would you name it? (bonus: what would the figurehead be?)

adventurer and scientist - if you became famous for discovering or inventing something, what would you want it to be?

vampire and werewolf - if someone was dressing up as you for halloween on a tight budget, what elements would you suggest for their costume?

farmer and beekeeper - what would be your ideal pet and thing to grow in a garden combo?

painter and poet - who’s an currently practicing artist or writer that you really admire?

rival bands - what two musical artists would you die for a collaboration from?

art thieves - what famous piece of art do you hate?

undercover spies - what unique/recognizable habit of yours would likely give away it was you if you were on an undercover mission?

cryptid trackers - if you became an urban legend in your town, what event/action/circumstance would start the legend?

punk bfs - what moral, message or statement would you get on the back of a leather jacket?

arts major and STEM major - share a cool fact (about anything) that you learned recently

model and/or designer and/or mua - who embodies your ideal aesthetic?

english teacher and philosophy teacher - out of all the characters you read about/studied in school, who would you kin?

wildlife rehabilitation center coworkers - if you had a familiar, what would you want it to be, and what do you think you’d actually end up with based on your lifestyle/personality?

18th century penpals -  name a moment in some classic piece of literature/media that there is absolutely no heterosexual explanation for

♡ non-binary mlm & nblm are more than welcome to participate if they so choose ♡

Fastening clothes/jewlery for someone

'Measuring' your hands

Touching freshly shaven legs to feel the softness

Letting them rest their head on your shoulder

Idly playing with their hands

Brushing a leaf out of their hair

Locking pinkies when you cant hold hands

Rubbing their back when you embrace

Both wearing an item that belongs to the other

- soft - nice hugs - thigh pillows??????

Cons of chubby bf:

- none

Pros of skinny bf:

- fit in arms real nice - your clothes are too big! adorable

Cons of skinny bf:

- none

Pros of muscled bf:

- probably works out and that’s hot - can pick up! Stronk! - bicep.

Cons of muscled bf:

- none

Pros of short bf:

- better angle for throat punching facists - I can give piggyback rides - can be picked up! - very good at stealing clothes

Cons of short bf:

- none

Pros of a tall bf:

- can reach things! - lean down for kisses - curbstomp facists with ease - good clothes to steal

Cons of tall bf:

- none

Pros of disabled bf:

- is own independent person - often has very profound comments and/or a hilarious sense of humour but it’s ignored a lot - unique lifestyle that works for him and he’s gonna live life to the fullest - stronger than any damn marine

Cons of disabled bf:

- none

Pros of autistic bf:

- he stims when he’s happy - tells you about his special interests - super knowledgable about his favourite topics

Cons of autistic bf:

“Nonbinary” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Genderqueer” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Genderpunk/Genderfuck” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Sapphic” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Gay” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Lesbian” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

“Achillian” CAN be an umbrella term but doesn’t HAVE to be for everyone.

Shout out to native mlm who constantly have to deal with being told “you don’t look native!” ✨

Shout out to native mlm who do look native and are discriminated for it on top of being mlm ✨

Shout out to native trans mlm who don’t want to cut their hair for spiritual reasons ✨

Shout out to native trans mlm who don’t want to cut their hair just because they like it ✨

Shout out to native trans mlm who do want to cut their hair short ✨