Stealth

Is the restraining order against you?!Because someone might file one if you start wacking them with a bat-

Well, it depends on why the restraining order’s being filed. Is the person in immediate danger?

Let’s just say this kid came home with a bruise on their wrist today. And i’m now finding out that this person has been stalked and basically almost kidnapped. So. Yes.

No bat, but I’ve got a couple tasers and a handgun.

Oooooh! A taser! That sounds fun. Can I stop by your office and get it?

Yes, but this stays between the two of us.

I won’t tell a soul..

I should be at the office in a few minutes.

Got it

Should I tell David i’m going on a man hunt?

Might be an idea, yeah.

Do you think he will try to stop me?

I’m assuming one of your kids got hurt and that’s what this is about?

You’re correct.

Then no, I doubt he’d try to stop you. He’d probably want to help.

Let’s not do that… we don’t want dump to launch an investigation. I can cover for you and David, maybe Tank too if they get involved, but not the whole pack.

I mean I wouldn’t get the whole pack..Just like..the arsenal, you know? Asher, Milo, you, Tank..Sam, probably.

If I get involved with any of the violence, you’ll have to rely on Colm to cover for all of us.

Mm..then maybe you won’t be in the violence…

[They get out of the car and hang up]

[they get out of the car, eyes shine with an otherworldly anger]

[They momentarily and involuntarily cloak before clearing their throat and handing them the taser]

Have you seen who it’s against?

Not yet, I’ve been driving.

I don’t think he knows..don’t tell him? Please. I want Jesse to feel comfortable telling people. So far only you know. And I was given permission to tell you.

Right, of course.

I woke up at two (2) am to go the bathroom last night, does that count?

No.

Mm. Thats fair. But you know you can always ask the pack for help. They’d all be more than willing to send you updates regularly if they’re watching the kids.

Yeah, kate’s really good at keeping me updated. I guess I just suck at asking for help.

Yeah, I get that. That’s a hard habit to kick, but we’ll always be here to support you whenever, and you knowing that is one step closer to feeling able to ask for help.

Get. In.

[They stare at him for a second, looking very disappointed]

I had to do it sweetheart-

No. No you didn’t. You just have no self restraint.

Well.... this is guac-ward...

So you're going to taco bout it with the pac- Yeah I see it now- Oops-

This was my peak.

I (lovingly) disagree.

I GOT DRUNK IN THE WOODS AND CONFESSED TO NICO THAT I LIKED HIM!

Do you think something bad could happen to me?

I think there are some horrible people in the world and that it would give me peace of mind if you let me know.

Alright, i’ll let you know.

Thank you.

There’s been a situation.

Cam’s daughter found a body. There’s a chance it’s related to the Marwood case as there are visible bite marks.

Hm… Okay, did she say where the body is?

It’s in the woods, near Cam’s house. He’s with the body at the moment.

Alright, I’m gonna to by his place. I’ll keep you updated.

Thank you.

Aurora found a body.

Aurora came home crying, said she was walking the dog and found a body. I’m standing right next to it.

Do you have anyway of telling what happened or who it is without touching the body?

The person looks familiar but I don’t know who it is.

Right. Are there any visible wounds?

Bite marks.

Vampire or animal?

I’m thinking vampire.

Can you send someone down here?

Yeah. Stay with the body to make sure no one tampers with the evidence, please.

I will.

Thank you.

A friend and I are doing a buddy read of the least cringe sounding shifter romance novel we could find, and I would like everyone to imagine for a moment the mates doing the same thing

Cutie: so if you run into Camelopardalis- Sweetheart: what the fuck is a Camelopardalis

@askcamelopardalis

... then in that case nothing😇

@asklittlesnot what did she do?

she’s got someone in her basement

😇😇

Are you treating the person in your basement well?

ehhhh mostly..

Let them out every once in a while, let them contact their loved one and feed them well and we’ll be good. I’ve got too much other stuff to worry about right now.

What’s less fun, doing what I say or facing a department investigation?

...fair point

Thank you