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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

"they hate each other so they can't fall in love!" wrong. they hate each other because they hate themselves. they hate each other because they see the worst of themselves in each other. they can grow together. they can grow to love their weaknesses together. they can grow to love each other.

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

Unfortunately unintentional homoeroticism often beats out intentional lgbtq romance because it’s allowed to be more toxic because they don’t have annoying bitches yapping in their ear that it’s bad lgbt rep

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

“He did all that shit BUT we still love him!” Wrong. We love him for doing all that shit. Doing that shit is central to what is interesting and convincing and beautiful. “That shit” is a part of him and you can’t un-love it after you fall in love with him

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City