Ayeeeeeeeee

i can post onIine and not text back this is my phone

u know. one thing i really uhhh. idk if Admire is the right word but whatever. something i "admire" about misha collins is that some ineffable quality of his seems to make it nearly impossible for ppl to just have a pretty neutral opinion of him. like u so rarely see ppl like "oh he seems cool i guess" or like "he kinda annoys me but it's whatever lol" the man just has hordes of people on the internet either starting a formal religion dedicated to his fingers OR demanding his severed head on a pike in their front yard

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

i can’t believe you guys both think coolsville sucks

i don’t want to be a contributing member of society !!! i just want to consume media and hold someone’s hand !!!

The older I get, the more I find heterosexual couples so…weird. It’s not that men and women are inherently different in irreconcilable ways, is that they’re socialized to believe they are, and it shows in how male/female couples interact. There is this awkward, unnecessary communication barrier between them based on their perceived gender differences. This obviously doesn’t apply to all heterosexual couples; I’m sure there are plenty with great communication and so on. But the large majority of the ones I’ve encountered in the past few years just don’t. It’s uncomfortable to watch.

i’d like to share my hypothesis that this exact phenomenon is why straight writers struggle to write gay relationships (or project heteronormative constructs onto those relationships). they literally just don’t understand a relationship where one person doesn’t treat the other like they’re part of an alien species.

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

Misread 'shrieking' as 'shreking' and went with it because that's definitely a vibe on this site.

postmarrital sex: you only have sex after you’re divorced each other

Scrolling down, I honestly thought the second line was going to be ‘a gay bar’ and I was so excited.