It's like Homestuck, but, not.

germinalAdreniline [GA] began trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GA: hELLO, bEC hUMAN... GG: I swear I just finished talking to you! GA: nO, wAIT, GA: yOU nEED tO liSTEN! GA: dON'T. uNDER aNY... cIRCUMSTACES. GA: dON'T yOU daRE, pLAY tHAT gAME. GG: Okay, GG: I'm just going to ignore the obvious fact that you somehow know that I'm even going to be playing this game. GG: And, I'll humor you. Why? Why should I not play? GA: bECAUSE, GA: pLAYING tHIS gAME... GA: kILLS PEOPLE. GG: Kills? :/ GA: yES, lOTS oF PEOPLE, GA: yOURS sPECIFICALLY... wILL, GA: kILL mORE pEOPLE GA: tHAN iNTENDED... GG: I don't see how a video game could possibly kill millions. :T GA: tELL mE bEC, GA: aRE yOU... rEADY? GG: Ready? What for? GA: rEADY tO bECOME a, GA: a mURDERER? GG: So, GG: What you're saying, is that this /game/ makes people into murderers? GG: I don't understand. GA: nO! GA: nOT eVERYBODY! yOU! GG: Just me? GA: yES, jUST yOU! GG: ... GG: This is bullshit. GG: I'm playing the game, because I promised a friend I would! GG: Besides, you were attempting to insult me mere minutes ago! Why the hell should i listen to you? GA: fINE, yOU hAVE bEEN wARNED, GA: hERE'S aNOTHER wARNING... GA: tHE dOG gOES fIRST, GG: I- germinalAdreniline [GA] ceased trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GG: Hey! Come back here! GG: What are you talking about? GG: Don't you dare threaten my dog!

germinalAdreniline [GA] began trolling geocentricGalaxy [GG] GA: hEY sTUPID, GG: ... GA: hOW dOES iT fEEL, GA: bEING sO fAR dOWN oN tHE iNTELLECTUAL LADDER? GG: What? GA: yOU hEARD mE, sTUPID, GA: >:( GG: Okay, I'm going to assume the only reason you're calling me "sTUPID", is because you don't actually know my name. GG: In which case, it's Bec. GA: *bEC*, GA: hEH, tHAT'S a sTUPID NAME... GA: fOR a sTUPID bOY, GG: ... GG: I'm a girl. GA: wHATEVER! GG: Are you here just to insult me? GG: And if so, why? GA: yES, yES i aM, GA: wHAT'RE yOU, GA: gOING tO dO, bLOCK mE? GA: ;D GG: I'm just seriously wondering why anyone would troll specifically me, GG: I'm a bit "off the beaten track" as it were. GA: tHAT'S tHE pOINT, sTUPID, GA: yOU'RE a sILLY gIRL, GA: oN a sILLY iSLAND, GA: wITH hER sILLY bARKBEAST, GA: oR, wHATEVER tHEY, cALL tHEM nOW... GG: Dogs? GA: s-sHUT uP! GG: Hey, wait... GG: How do you know I have a dog? GG: Or that I live on an island? GG: What's going on here? GA: hEH, GA: i'M nOT sURPRISED... GA: tHAT a lOWER, bEING lIKE yOU, GA: wOULDN'T UNDERSTAND tHE sORT oF tECHNOLOGIES aT HAND HERE, GG: Thechnol- Oh, you mean like a viewport feature? GA: n-nO! GA: tHAT iS tHE eXACT oPPOSITE oF wHAT I mEAN! GA: >:U GG: Why do you do that? GA: d-dO wHAT? GG: That! Why do you stutter, you're typing. GG: You can leave your speech impediments out of this, can't you? GA: tH-tHIS dOESN'T cONCERN yOU! GG: Calm down, GG: I'm just trying to help you. GA: i, GA: i dON'T nEED yOUR heLP! GA: sT-sTAY oUT OF mY, GA: mY... GG: Your personal life? GA: wHATEVER! GG: Wait, GA: *wAIT* wHAT? GG: Wait. as in, Wait, you can see me. right? GA: yES... GG: So then, could you find me my robot? GA: hOW, GA: hOW sHOULD i kNOW wHAT, yOUR sTUPID rOBOT lOOKS lIKE? GG: Because you yourself said you could see me. GG: And you mentioned my dog, meaning you could see my whole house. GA: i, GA: :| GG: So? GA: sO wHAT? GG: Can you see it? GA: m-mAYBE? GG: Is that a maybe-maybe, or a I'm-in-a-mood-so-I'm-going-to-avoid-telling-you-anything-maybe? GA: ... GA: uGH, oKAY! GA: iT'S iN tHE cRATER, GA: tHE bIG hOLE oUTSIDE? GG: Yes, I am quite familiar with my own home. GG: So it's in the crater? GA: tHAT wOULD bE, wHAT I jUST SAID... GA: :U GG: Okay, thanks! GA: nO, wAIT, GA: i'M nOT dONE tALKING tO yOU... geocentricGalaxy [GG] ceased pestering germinalAdrenaline [GA] GA: gODDAMMIT!