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@swansyndrome
A whole lotta people started following you
âThat sounds perfect right about now. Â I could use a nice drink or two.â
âNice to meet you.â
"Juan, the bartender, is totally in love with me. I could hook you up no problem."
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i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck
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theillmannered and jeregil started following you
âFairy bread, huh. Iâll have to try it sometime. Sorry, who are you?â
"Odette. My full name is a mouthful, so "O" is acceptable most of the time. Â "
"I don't think I caught your name, either?"
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theillmannered and jeregil started following you
â..fairy bread?â
"Yeah. It's, like, buttered bread. With sprinkles on top."
"I kinda have a surplus of rainbow sprinkles that needs to be eradicated."
theillmannered and jeregil started following you
âFairy bread? What the fuck is fairy bread?â
"It's like the Australian equivalent of of cinnamon toast, except instead of cinnamon, it's rainbow sprinkles."Â
theillmannered and jeregil started following you
"Were you guys lured here by the delicious aroma of fairy bread?"
o-rchidea,thatapartmentcrew, and beatusdecerto started following you
Alice surprises herself with the conflict that suddenly wells in her - the reflexive politeness that recognizes Odetteâs discomfort and wants to amend it and the sudden pull of the predatorâs urge inside her, spotting the advantage she has over Odette. She so rarely has the advantage over anyone⌠âJust Alice,â she says; her smile blossoms a little wider, kindly, but she finds herself stepping forward a little into Odetteâs personal space. Pushing the boundary just slightly. âDo you like working at the nightclub? Iâve never had the experience.â
Odette takes a reflexive step back, as the concept of a personal bubble is especially sacred to her. She has her recent "condition" to thank for that. And the asshole who assaulted her and then turned her into a fucking swan-person. (Wow that sounds stupid even when she thinks it.) Nevertheless, she rocks back on her heels, swinging her arms behind her to clasp both hands at the small of her back. "Oh, it's cool, I guess. Kind of messes up my sleep schedule, but the pay is good and my boss isn't that much of a douche, so I can't complain." A shrug, followed by an anxious flip of her hair.
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go-go-hachiko and winter-summergirl-grace started following you
"Hey. You here for a commission?"Â
swansyndrome is visiting the convent
Ophelia offered the stranger a soft smile, dark circles around her own eyes. âFatigued, I am afraid. But other than that, I should not complain. I am OpheliaâŚâ she offered the girl her hand to shake.
"Oh, well, I'm sorry. My advice is some mint tea and a vacation in bed." Â She leans forward to clasp the girl's hand briefly before withdrawing again, hastily shoving her fingers back in her pocket. "Nice to meet you. I'm Odette."
A whole lotta people started following you
âQueen Club? Â I have no idea what that is. Â And no worries, Iâm not into the whole âlovey doveyâ thing, either. Â The nameâs Claire.â
"It's, you know, a night club. Pretty nice joint, actually. And by nice I mean the beer isn't piss-poor and the creep level is at a all-time low." "Nice to meet a fellow non-believer. I'm Odette."
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okay you know what
Iâve been seeing this post about how Oscar Wilde is apparently the Sass Master because of a few of his quotes regarding his 100 favourite books and his apparently famous last words
Now donât get me wrong okay I love Oscar Wilde and his plays are awesome (An Ideal Husband oh my god hold me that play is so great)
but I am sorry I donât see how he could be labeled the Sass Master when thereâs this man right here:
This classy motherfucker is François-Marie Arouet also known as VOLTAIRE.  And he IS the Sass Master.
Letâs just look at this badassâs most famous quotes okay?
âCommon sense is not so common.â
Preach it, Voltaire.
âIt is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.â
Can I get a amen?
âA witty saying proves nothing.â
Damn right.
âIce cream is exquisite. Â What a pity it isnât illegal.â
This man knows my soul.
âI have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: âO Lord make my enemies ridiculousâ, and God granted it.â
Yes perfect.
And you cannot even argue on the famous last words bit because when Voltaire was on his death bed and the priest asked him to renounce Satan, this sassy glorious bastard said,
âCome now, my dear fellow, now is no time to be making enemies.â
VOLTAIREâD.
So yes I do believe that good Monsieur Voltaire completely out-sasses Mister Oscar Wilde.
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