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Splatoon universe garfielfd

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Then this is Odie.

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sorry couldn’t stop thinking about them in stats class

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sodclod

show them no shrimpathy

gods-littlest-fag-deactivated20

Literally every creature in this world is beautiful. Yes even mosquitos and worms and sea critters you don't like. Shut up.

luxlightly

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

magneatio

next years met gala theme should be GUTS and VITRIOL and INTESTINES and BLOOD and VISCERA and RAGE

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blennie

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

I contain multiple dudes or whatever the poet said

mantisliberationfront

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

angiethewitch

why do ppl hate pigeons so much. they r just little guys

wordfather

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

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kweza-deactivated20221020

yeah i will not partake in the societal habit of fearing getting older. each new year you get is a blessing so jot that down

sneapot

Why are so many people convinced that babies are trying to manipulate them? They’re babies. They literally don’t know how to do anything except suck and scream and be confused. They’re not “manipulating” you. They’re experiencing extreme back pain.

Did you know that? That babies get back pain? They can grow over an inch in one day. Their bones are stretching and it hurts a lot and they don’t know why. Give them a break.

what-even-is-thiss

Also, people get so mad at toddlers for being upset. The toddlers are the ones who have never been angry before and are learning how to deal with it. You’re the adult who has had decades to learn how to deal with your emotions. Do you expect someone to know how to play piano on day one with no training? No? Then why do you expect the same thing with the entirety of how to be a human? You only think that walking is easy because you’ve been doing it for decades.

If you can’t deal with your emotions about what a freaking toddler is doing around you to the point where you feel that you have to beat them or scream at them, maybe you’re the one who needs to go back to preschool so you can be taught how to use your words.

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the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

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frogus-deactivated20231111

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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