If you’re about to do something to impress a man, don’t

Is it just me or do you feel disgusted of yourself when you tell people your business

bye lmfao

Y’all gotta stop risking ya lives to see these goddam niggas. It be 3 in the morning and there’s a motherfuckin snowstorm but as soon as forever jobless Dre texts you “come over”, you act like a slave and Harriet Tubman is about to slide through. Mannnn if you don’t go sit ya standards deficient ass down embarrassing the whole female species; he don’t care about you. All he care about is blessing you with a battery acid face mask, nutting in a record .5 seconds, getting a ride to the weed man house in the morning and talking about some fake deep shit cause he think he a philosopher when he high. Baby girl, your decision making is a liability, please do better.

Girl I had to speak on it.

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it