Sviurr

1: ah yes burr, one hand behind you back like a gentleman and Hamilton showing of his ✨legs✨ and the random carriage in the back

2: the way Hamilton’s body is tilted and is going to forever be that way look extremely funny.

3: “ah! I died! I dropped my gun! I died! Do I still look sexy? Great!” Also burr’s stance I can’t

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first appearances:

if you didn’t ship hamburr when you joined hamilton,, you haven’t lived the full hamilton experience the fuck,,, anyways

so when I first met Aaron Burr it was all about oh hey I’m like your biggest fan!! you went to Princeton and I got kicked out of princeton like we should be friends!!! and burr is like okay sure kid

then hamilton fucking is like “i wanna be in the fuckinf army like you” and burr is like “hahahahahaha maybe when u grow older” and hamilton is like “no. right now.” and burr and hamilton just stare at each otherfor the longest time,,, ANYWAYS

so hamilton does his thing and burr continues doing his and then !! oh bam!! gEORGE WASHINGTON IS HERE!! burr is like o fuck,, here’s my opportunity to RI SE U P but hamilton is like hahah bitch me first,, cue to burrs mind: “hello darkness my old friend”,,,,

then burr is like the LA D I E S are fucking here!! time to get boned!! and he’s flirting with some hot ass ladies and he turns around to see aham,, with TWO schuyler sisters talking and laughing at his jokes and cue to: “hello darkness my old friend”,,,,

anyways in the war,, aham pissed the fucked out of aburr by doing reckless ass shit and burr is “why the fuck?? ur gonna die??” and aham says smth like “BITCH WATCH ME” and he doesn’t die (sadly)

“lawyering”:

well after the war, they both are like “let’s become lawyers!!” and aham says “i’m going to be the better lawyer” burr says,, “UR FUCKING FIVE” and aham says, sobbing “IM 6!”

cabinet battles: the ultimate jealously

i feel like this is the part where everything begins to fall apart. aham was personally chosen from gwash to be treasurys and burr is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they were close anyways but i feel this part had a lot of damage to burrs ego and ahams future,, burr being “oh i don’t care,, i will shine when my time is here” and aham being “I DONT CARE,, I WILL SHINE RIGHT NOW” so there’s two different mindsets (though they had two different mindsets throughout their entire life)

then the capital vs the banking system happened and burr wasn’t invited so he had this Epiphany™ and he realized then he gotta FIGHT for his position

anyways the reynolds pamphlet happens and burr is like “you dumb piece of shit” and aham is like hahahahah but you don’t have the guts like me about YOUR affair (oh course he doesn’t say that but that’s the underlying message)

so burr is like okay bitch,, i’m so god damn done with you and aham is like “what are you going to do??? shoot me??”

and what do u know? he dead