Untitled For An Amazing And Deep Reason

gay culture is being gay you dont have to take it further than that especially if you have terrible taste

Absolutely not, I know a portal to the Faewilds when I see it

let me in!!

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

this is how you can tell that straight men were involved.

the one from Enchanted gets a pass because it was deliberately ironic that she turned up to a medieval fantasy themed ball in modern clothes, after spending the rest of the movie in medieval fantasy clothes

I understand why banshees just drift around sobbing and screaming inconsolably at all times, I get it now

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

do you have a fucking problem with me 

Help my future wife just painted me an octopus (I love them) while I made her brownies (they’re her favorite) because we both thought we were mad at each other since we had been sitting in silence for hours.