HELL'S BADDEST BITCH

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❝  DAMN   RIGHT    I    AM  ~  ❞

#1 HELL'S BELLES

"You finally made it out after I asked you like a billion times."

"Damn, ain't I special?"

"No offense, but you smell like hog ass."

"Ya'll pay to soak in mud here?"

"See, best day ever, right? I told you you'd enjoy yourself!"

"So many exciting things here it's no wonder you never make your way back home."

"I couldn't really see how I fit into this shiny new life you built."

"There's always room in my life for my sister."

"You could come visit more often, too."

#2 MISSION: ANTARCTICA

"What and/or who could have done this?"

"Let's turn him into some Swiss cheese."

"Eat shit in hell, polar slut."

"That slut wasn't running toward us, it was running away from something else."

"I can't just make it go. I'm still getting used to this fucking thing."

"Use your tongue!"

"I'm a fucking top."

#3 MISSION: WEEABOO-BOO

"You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it."

"Give me a knife and I'll kill someone."

"Must be watching them damn hentais again."

"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch."

"Are you putting some kind of nasty spell over me?"

"If you say so, Master. I mean...Daddy."

"Lady, I was sent here to kill you."

"You were a bitch online one time. Someone didn't like it. They put a hit on you. I know it's excessive, but I don't make the rules."

"Can you please stop enjoying this so much?"

"It's done, so you can go ahead and wire me the money now and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again."

#4 MISSION: CHUPACABRAS

"I wanna say these are earth goats."

"Aye, caramba! He brought the big guns!"

"Only a hundred pesos to see a real Chupacabra caught by me last night!"

"Watch this monstro suck the blood from the goat!"

"Look, asshole, the only sucking I do is on cocks."

"I'm gonna put you in the fucking ground!"

"Who has cash anymore?"

❝  BITCH  –  ! YOU’RE    NO    FUN  ~    . . .  ❞ Verosika    poked    while    reaching    to    the    top    of    the    doorway    to    HOOK    up    the    decoration  . and    as    LUST    RING    tradition    of    a    blue    mistletoe  . . .    you    have    to    make    out    with    the    person    who    stood    with    you    underneath  ! so    with    a    TEASING    smirk  ,    the    succubus    turned    the    overlord    around    to    face    her    and    give    her    a    deep  ,    lustful    kiss  . . . ❝  there  . . .  ~    now    get    into    the    fucking    SPIRIT    already  . . .  ❞

"Oi, you're the one with fuckin' legs for days--mmph!"

She's cut off by the kiss to her lips. She might be peeved by the sudden action ...if it weren't such a damn good kiss. Damn succubi.

By the time it's over, there's a slight smirk on Velvette's lips as she reaches up to wipe some of her smeared lipstick away with her thumb. "You're lucky everyone who lives in this tower already makes out with each other anyway," She jokes, even if it's somewhat at her own expense.

Her boys have good tongues. Sue her.

a    curious    tilt    came    to    her    HEAD  ,    taking    a    moment    to    look    back    at    the    decoration    to    REMEMBER    that    sinners    wasn’t    too    educated    on    cultures    of    other    rings  .    thankfully    Velvette    became    besties    with    the    biggest    BITCH    in    Hell  ~  !    so    Verosika    had    circled    the    rings    on    loop    for    YEARS  ,    she    knew    enough    to    educate    Velvette    on    the    basics  .

❝  OH  ,    WELL    IT’S    MOSTLY    THAT    PLANTS    ARE    BLUE    IN    LUST  . . . but    it’s    also    that    most    Sinsmas    decorations    are    in    certain    colors    based    off    the    Sin    it’s    inspired    by  . . .      so    like  . . .    most    of    the    drinks    they    have    are    Bee’s    Yellowish    Gluttony    bottles  ,    then    the    candles    we    decorate    with    is    Belphegor’s    Purple    Sloth    scents  ,    Ozzie’s    Blueish    Lust    mistletoes  ,    etcetera  ,    etcetera  ~  !  ❞      Verosika    didn’t    typically    get    too    educated    on    UNNECESSARY    details  ,    but    she    LOVED    Sinsmas    and    how    other    demons    put    their    differences    aside    to    acknowledge    the    BEAUTIES    of    what    makes    them    worth    being    in    Hell  .