Originality At Its Greatest

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

shoutout to the kid behind me in the theater who after mewtwo said “humanity is evil” loudly whispered “oh i didn’t know mewtwo was a good guy”

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

I’m sobbin

I thought it was cool as is, but doubly so now with the right info

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

And one of the reasons I love my state and assure people that not all New Yorkers are assholes.