umbrafmsΒ·:
Β Β Β Β Β all Β he Β was Β searching Β for Β was Β a Β candy Β bar Β , Β his Β love Β for Β sweets Β a Β weakness Β that Β no Β rule Β could Β impede Β on Β . Β as Β he Β kid Β , Β heβd Β wander Β into Β convenience Β stores Β and Β pick Β at Β the Β candy Β boxes Β when Β no Β one Β was Β looking Β βββ Β letting Β them Β chase Β him Β out Β before Β heΒ wouldΒ slapΒ theΒ coinsΒ inΒ theirΒ handsΒ .Β givenΒ theΒ situationΒ theyβveΒ allΒ foundΒ themselvesΒ inΒ thoughΒ ,Β itΒ seemedΒ likeΒ candyΒ inΒ generalΒ wouldΒ becomeΒ aΒ rarityΒ veryΒ soonΒ .Β soΒ heΒ hadΒ noΒ issueΒ wanderingΒ outΒ ofΒ theΒ universityΒ groundsΒ inΒ searchΒ ofΒ aΒ storeΒ thatΒ hadΒ whatΒ heΒ wasΒ lookingΒ forΒ .Β itΒ seemedΒ likeΒ somethingΒ heΒ earnedΒ theΒ rightΒ toΒ indulgeΒ inΒ ,Β afterΒ theΒ weeksΒ theyΒ allΒ hadΒ .Β heΒ enteredΒ theΒ storeΒ withΒ aΒ bounceΒ inΒ hisΒ stepΒ ,Β whistlingΒ theΒ songΒ stayingΒ aliveΒ andΒ snappingΒ hisΒ fingersΒ inΒ unisonΒ .Β theΒ voiceΒ thatΒ callsΒ outΒ fromΒ somewhereΒ inΒ theΒ storeΒ catchesΒ himΒ offΒ guardΒ ,Β feetΒ trippingΒ overΒ theΒ otherΒ andΒ hisΒ handsΒ grippingΒ aΒ lightΒ shelfΒ ofΒ giftΒ cardsΒ βββΒ theΒ cardsΒ spillingΒ outΒ allΒ overΒ theΒ floorΒ asΒ itΒ tumbledΒ downΒ againstΒ hisΒ weightΒ .Β βΒ fuckingΒ hellΒ ,Β βΒ heΒ whispersΒ ,Β eyesΒ dartingΒ aroundΒ theΒ roomΒ whileΒ heΒ adjustsΒ hisΒ hatΒ andΒ clothingΒ .Β βΒ yourΒ friendlyΒ neighborhoodΒ hopΒ ,Β βΒ heΒ muttersΒ ,Β sarcasmΒ drippingΒ fromΒ hisΒ toneΒ whileΒ heΒ peeksΒ hisΒ headΒ aroundΒ theΒ cornerΒ andΒ eyesΒ herΒ demeanorΒ .Β βΒ reallyΒ ?Β youΒ wereΒ goingΒ toΒ throwΒ aΒ soupΒ canΒ ?Β andΒ thenΒ whatΒ ,Β huhΒ ?Β iβveΒ gotΒ likeΒ ,Β madΒ reflexesΒ .Β Β βΒ hopΒ speaksΒ withΒ aΒ calmΒ toneΒ whileΒ heΒ stepsΒ overΒ toΒ aΒ shelfΒ ofΒ whatΒ remainedΒ ofΒ theΒ sweetsΒ ,Β scanningΒ theΒ selectionΒ inΒ frontΒ ofΒ himΒ .Β Β βΒ gonnaΒ swipeΒ someΒ candyΒ ,Β hopeΒ Β βyaΒ donβtΒ mindΒ .Β iβllΒ replaceΒ itΒ withΒ β¦Β toiletΒ paperΒ orΒ someΒ shitΒ .Β β
asΒ soonΒ asΒ suttonΒ realizedΒ theΒ intruderΒ meansΒ noΒ harmΒ ,Β sheΒ relaxesΒ ,Β butΒ notΒ withoutΒ beingΒ onΒ theΒ defenseΒ . yesΒ , sheΒ wasΒ indeedΒ goingΒ toΒ throwΒ aΒ soupΒ canΒ βΒ itΒ wasΒ chunkyΒ afterΒ all , probablyΒ aΒ bitΒ heavierΒ thanΒ yourΒ averageΒ chickenΒ noodleΒ soupΒ .Β Β βΒ fuckΒ yeahΒ iΒ wasΒ !Β whatΒ didΒ youΒ wantΒ meΒ toΒ doΒ ,Β reachΒ forΒ theΒ peanutsΒ insteadΒ ?Β `Β Β withΒ aΒ rollΒ ofΒ herΒ eyesΒ sheΒ stuffsΒ theΒ canΒ intoΒ herΒ bagΒ andΒ zipsΒ itΒ tightΒ ,Β beforeΒ returningΒ toΒ theΒ situationΒ atΒ handΒ .Β `Β soΒ youΒ comeΒ inΒ hereΒ whistlingΒ aboutΒ stayingΒ aliveΒ butΒ youβreΒ gonna stealΒ candy ..Β Β βΒ suttonΒ pondersΒ theΒ thoughtΒ ,Β tappingΒ herΒ fingerΒ againstΒ herΒ chinΒ .Β Β βΒ andΒ giveΒ upΒ yourΒ toiletΒ paperΒ ?Β what-Β Β βΒ sheΒ shakesΒ herΒ headΒ ,Β tryingΒ toΒ process theΒ thoughtΒ .Β sheΒ didnβtΒ knowΒ muchΒ aboutΒ survivingΒ ,Β butΒ toiletΒ paperΒ wasΒ muchΒ higherΒ upΒ onΒ herΒ listΒ thanΒ candyΒ .Β Β βΒ threeΒ rollsΒ andΒ iβllΒ letΒ youΒ liveΒ .Β β
