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Raging pharmacology boner.

SO I CLICKED ONE

AND IT TURNED INTO THIS

AND YOU CAN GRAB THE BANANA AND

BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER - YOU CAN LEAVE THE BANANA AND MOVE THE BAGEL INSTEAD

EQUALITY IN FOOD PORN I’M SO HAPPY

AND THEN I SAW THIS

AND I WAS LIKE WTF I HAVE TO SEE THE SOLUTION FOR THIS ONE

SO I ENTERED A CRAP NAME AND HIT THE BUTTON AND

AND THEN

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

Hey jelly beans don’t forget when you’re working on your resumes that commissions 100% count as job experience! Label that shit ‘freelance work’ and name a few clients or projects! 

freelance/commission skills:

- self directed - incorporating feedback - adaptable - satisfying client expectations - working closely with clients/ working one on one  - meeting deadlines - communication skills 

What counts as freelance work?:

- basically anything anybody asked you to do  - if it’s for a company or group name them  - if your mom or a friend or a stranger bought a painting or sketch from you they are an individual commissioner/client  (if your mom asked you to make something for her organization/club/publication/thing put down the name of that group as your client!)  - if you entered a contest with your work it was created ‘on spec’ (speculative basis)  - if you made work for free for a cause you believe in it’s ‘pro bono’ - sometimes personal projects are worth mentioning, it’s a ‘self initiated project’  TIP: if you worked and weren’t paid/weren’t paid a lot you don’t have to mention that you didn’t get $s

You don’t have to list every job you’ve done- go with a shortlist of the most exciting, while implying that you’ve done more!