Don’t get cocky, kid

Reblog and put in the tags one of your favorite characters that can be best summarized as "I like this guy, they're silly."

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Reblog and write in the tags what's on your wallpaper

Reblog and name a music album that you turn to in hard times and saved your life, in the tags

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower