I Don't Know Anymore.

as a college senior i don’t know what this means but it warms my heart that the tradition of shitting on these tests have continued

What A Time To Mind Your Business™

Now that I’m older, I have a hard time answering “what do you want for your birthday?”. The things I really want are not capable of being gifted.

what over thinking feels like

don't tell me about me lmfao

This is the rare nicki minaj boss ass money bitch reblog if you want to make promising moves and be a boss ass bitch

*plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years*

White guys are the weirdest guys to date

You never know what kind you’re gunna get

Each one got a surprise ending too…..one guy could be really cute but got a leggo hoarding addiction so bad he had to move out his house……another one could be really nice but he only calls his parents by his first name all his life and tips the waiter in pennies……god forbid the one’s who still laugh at cereal guy memes and FU comic strips…..so many brands of whites out there you dont know who you’ll get

This is actually my favorite post on all of tumblr, I can quit blogging peacefully now.

#not the black widow that we deserve #but the one that we need

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