gorgeous

Totally getting a completely different vibe from you, but sure, a challenge.

What’s that supposed to mean?

I’m sure you’ll have a ton of girls into you in the future I, however, will not be one of them.

That almost sounds like a challenge.

Little Fabray, your gay is showing tremendously.

Maybe I just don’t like not being good at something, even if it’s hypothetical girls being into me.

Four reasons why. I’m waiting.

I’m going to assume you mean why, obviously hypothetically, you should be into me and not why you don’t know since that’s a given.

I don’t take anything too seriously, despite what people think about me.

I laugh at myself like all day long. So I might be funny or I just think I’m funny, it’s one of the two.

I’m tall-ish but not too tall which I like to think compliments most other people pretty well.

@OHSUSANNA:  has posted a picture

Tell the mirror what you know she's heard before #Idontwannabeyouanymore

Can you though? Because I’m not really feelin’ it.

Maybe you don’t know me well enough.

The more you know. 

Wow, lil’ Susie Fabray sure knows how to party. Raunchy insta pics and all. What’s next? You gonna tweet out a curse word? You should do something to really raise eyebrows for once.

It’s not all that interesting, really. At the core most religions are the same. Believing in something is comforting.

QUINN: I'd consider that more disrespectful than anything.

QUINN: Of course. Though I'm sure he wants you just as much as any other girl. He seems pretty indiscriminate.

QUINN: I won't take back the offer, but she has no cheer experience. So, we can watch her flail and fail if she does try to audition. Would that make you feel better?

SUSIE: Great, I'm just like every other girl.

QUINN: What has he said to you that makes you think he might have feelings?

QUINN: Please don't tell me it's who I think it is. You know you're barred from dating guys who don't go to our church, seniors, man-harlots, and dumb guys with no future.

SUSIE: A lot of things. I mean, I'm pretty sure when a guy is constantly insinuating that you two should sleep together he has to at least KIND OF like you.

SUSIE: I can make my own decisions on dating. But it doesn't even matter since he apparently doesn't want me.

Fabrays’ just really aren’t my type, ya feel?

We could be.

Aren’t Mormons Christian? Or are they, like, blasphemers? 

Do you do everything Quinn tells you to?

Loosely.

holyquinnity‌:

Well, at least if you’d been a prince I’d know no one was feeling up my sister during the first dance. 

It’s amazing, though expected. My King is perfect, aside from one little detail that I’m working on fixing. 

Little Fabray is cute, but like said little & absolutely not my type.

A detail you’re working on fixing? What may that be?

I’m not that little. And could definitely be anyone’s type. It’s a Fabray thing.

QUINN: Boys are dumb. They usually say what's right on their mind. The slightly smarter ones will mask insinuations with weird metaphors.

QUINN: I suppose you won't tell me who this hypothetical boy is?

SUSIE: That doesn't really help me make sense of anything.

Wow, woulda figured a girl like you would gobble that teen Mormon angstfest right up. 

I’m Christian?