#lorelai

wow human lorelai wow wow

GILMORE GIRLS

SLUT (for Argyle and Argyle only)

basically they’re just flirting with her making her super flustered the whole time and then they leave a note with a/p’s number on it with a huge tip

NASTY - PAZZI

“ promise i’ma give it to you like you never had it , i do it so good , it’s gon’ be so hard to break the habit. ” - ariana grande, ‘20 .

summary: paige and azzi decided to go on a date on one of their off days, but they unexpectedly meet a beautiful waitress and they get her in their bed before the end of the night.

warnings: !smut, !oral(r and azzi receiving), !strap fucking(azzi, paige, and r receiving), !fingering(r receiving), !overstimulation, !edging | PLEASE READ A/N AT THE END!

8 PM.

reign was taking her last shift for the week, she’d just got done with 6 customers at one table, hoping she was done, “reign! take table 34!” her manager called out. she sighed, “got it!” she yelled back, looking at her work best friend. “girl you better clock out after this table. you look like burnt out.” aurelia pointed out.

“thanks, lia.” she mumbled, reaching for her notepad. “love you, girl!” she yelled as she walked out the kitchen. she put on an amazing fake smile as she headed toward the table. “hi, im reign! i’ll be taking care of you tonight!” she spoke up cheerfully.

"I can think of some other ways you can take care of me." the blonde mumbled. reign chuckled and brushed it off.

“what drinks can I get you started with tonight!” she said pulling out her notepad and her signature pink pen. “um… can I get a Shirley temple? Alcoholic, please.” the blonde haired woman said, peering her eyes away from the menu. “Make that two please, and I would also like water with lemon.” the curly haired brunette from aside spoke up.

“Of course! Any appetizers for you two?” She asked them. The blonde looked over at azzi, eyebrows raised as if she asked her if she wanted one. “No, we’re good. Thank you.” azzi spoke up. “Okay, I will be back with those drinks!” She said slipping her notepad back in the pocket of her apron and walking away.

“az, do you thin-” “no.” she cut her off, not needing her to finish the sentence. “please, mama. she’s different, I can tell.” Paige pleaded. “We’ll see.” Azzi mumbled. perfect timing, reign came back with their drinks. “alright, here are your Shirley temples and your water.” she said placing the drinks down with care.

“are you guys ready to order?” she asked with a soft smile on her face.

*TIME SKIP.*

After she took in their orders, she went back to the kitchen to enter them and she heard her best friend's gravelly, raspy voice. "girl, both of them girls at that table are fine." she said, elbowing her playfully.

"you're a hoe, but you're not wrong. the blondie has been flirting with me the whole time." she informed the girl. "oooh, please get you some! I'm tired of you being lonely." she said clasping her hands together.

"no, I think her and the girl that she's sitting with are together." she implied, rolling her eyes. "they might want a thir-." "hell no." she cut her off.

"you're life is so boring." her best friend sighed, finally walking away.

*FAST FORWARD.*

"have a good night." reign smiled at the couple, placing the receipt down with their card. "you too." the brunette smiled at her. the taller one winked at her as she got up.

she noticed a good amount of money was left and a napkin. she saw some red pen ink on the paper napkin, '***-***-****, call us pretty.'

she ran to the back as soon as she saw the money and piece of paper. "aurelia!" she yelled, calling for the shorter girl. "what?" "look!" she said waving the napkin. "I fucking told you!" she exclaimed, hitting her shoulder playfully.

"do you think they'd really answer?"

a/n: I'm gonna make this a part 2 bc I didn't wanna keep putting time skips.

Sketch page posted to Viv's tumblr January 23, 2013.

Lorelai???? 👁️

Dw, it's not canon anyway ;)) (I mean that it's just art)

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