˗ˏˋ hopeless romantic ˎˊ˗

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

❝  i can’t imagine all that.. mm, what’s the word… ah, SODIUM. i can’t imagine all the sodium is good for ANYT’ING. ❞

SERENDIBITE eyes momentarily scan dusted ground, for what, she is unsure. perhaps to draw attention away from her forgetfulness. he enforces the established idea of using the ramen as a means of survival on a BUDGET, and her gaze raises to find his again.

a slow nod of understanding as black locks are twirled about a single finger.

❝  good point.. what, eh, health problems, though, exactly ?? ❞

❝ oh GOSH, really ?? ❞

light giggle flutters from within, mind unable to imagine doing such things...

it sounds so unhealthy. it IS so unhealthy. though she knows some are left without choice.

❝  a lot of friends of mine in college did the same, i feel like if i hadn’t been able to come home and cook i would’ve been RELYING on it. ❞

       “ i can guarantee  you’d either get a broken jaw or covered in HOT, BLACK coffee. alternatively, a combination of both. you  should  do it though, “

"What are you eating?"

"Get off me, I have to pee."

"Do you want me to rub your belly?"

"What's in your mouth?"

"Aww, you're so cute when you're asleep."

"DON'T TOUCH THAT."

"How are you still hungry?"

"You don't need any ice cream."

"Were you a good girl today?"

"Come sit on my lap."

"Ouch! That hurt, jerk!"

"What's so great about that piece of paper?"

"It's just an spider."

"What are you looking at? Do you see a ghost?"

"Oh, your nose is cold."

"Leave the blinds alone!"

"What are you doing up there?"