✨alive and ready to die✨

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I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

el muchacho monday

nurse who takes your urine sample, goes "EWWWW THIS IS PEE" and drops it then runs away

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

average sized bloodborne mensis cage

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

ⓘ Tip But watch out.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all