Whispering Dinosaurs

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

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tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

This is me with every single friend I currently posses. 

trick or treating with three of your past lives?

This shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Never too late, for a concept full of this much d'aww.

I need to like, lint roll myself. On a physical and emotional level

I don’t even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video it’s like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can