Life Can Be Full of Surreal Drifts.

describe the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

someone lavas you

be Ant-Man, or Quicksilver with a broken ankle?

would you rather have the power to make people barf (it's a real power - i saw it on Xmen Days of Future PAST :O ) or the power to make someones food taste like vegetables and their drinks like V8 juice

would you rather HAVE a panda or BE a panda?!

would you rather: 1) feel a little static shock zap on your lips *every single time* you kiss/think of kissing/anyone thinks of kissing you, or 2) get a wedgie every time you eat food

would you rather 1) be able to poop gold BUT only on days you eat only spicy foods (and max of one glass of milk total), or 2) no matter how someone cuts your hair, it's magically always a really nice haircut (like if they chopped off a huge chunk, somehow the end-product is fantastic) BUT every once a month your eyebrows fall off for 2 days ?

A paperclip tied to a piece of string, a Hannah Montanas CD, the noodly part of the mop. There's a wild boar that's trying to attack you. Choose your weapon & strategy

What do you think your 10 year old self say if he could see you today?

How many nuggets