Cal UNF

I am currently in college to become a journalist for magazines such as Rolling Stone or Alternative Press – aka where the music is at. At the same time, I am also an avid fan fiction writer and I’ve been at that for about eight or nine years now… In saying this, I have one conclusion: THAT ARTICLE IS A FAKE. I’ve read Rolling Stone for years and while they’ve had shitty articles, there’s nothing as terrible as that one unless they hired a 14 year-old to make up imagines that would piss everyone off – especially Luke girls. There is no way in hell that that article is the real deal. Yes, I know that Michael’s not “confirming” it or whatever, but that is the biggest piece of trash that I’ve ever read in a magazine that’s supposed to have some of the best music journalists in the world.

If you’re still reading, then I’ll tell you how I know this: Journalism is very distinguished and every little detail is key. It’s most likely that RS follows the Associated Press Stylebook which I have studied at this point. Everything about that article is wrong and you’d know this information by reading articles as much as I do and if you know anything about AP style.

Second, as a future journalist and fan fiction writer, I know that the term “devilish grin” only pops up in the latter. There’s no way in hell that something like that would pop up in Rolling Stone. It would be written out in a way that I can’t even describe instead of half-assing the whole gesture. Another thing is this: Unless a band member is married or engaged, there’s usually a very slim to zero chance that they’d mention a three month-old relationship and go into detail about the girl. Most of this shit is written in a way that would only turn people against Luke, assuming that some fan is pissed off about A… Yo, I’m not even going to attempt to spell her name, but you get the gist, right.