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I would like some feedback on the Spider-Man set. Tell me everything you liked and didn’t like about the product.

I also recommend a strategy that Redditors have used to take down hate subs. Do you see a heinous, bigoted tweet next to an advertisement? Screenshot it and send it to the brand saying 'this is the kind of content you're partnering with on Twitter?' Turn their capitalistic pearl clutching against them. If Musk has to choose between 'free speech' and advertiser money, he will absolutely choose the money. He's already made that clear.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

AFTER A YEAR OF FINDING THIS ITS BACK IN MY DASH

😂😂😂 omg

HOLY shIT

are we just gonna ignore the person talking about their water breaking?

Yes

pacific rim really went OFF with drift compatibility. like, there was absolutely no reason the jaegers couldn’t be piloted by a single person; a bunch of teenagers managed it just fine solo in evangelion, but guillermo del toro was like “nah, we’re gonna reinvent the concept of soulmates with mecha and kaiju” and then went and did just that, the absolute madman,

And they also did that without making it inherently romantic

How to get so sopping wet in one simple step

Comical as this post is, I’ve been using it as more or less of a fly trap for porn bots and reporting the ones that latch onto / reblog this post.

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

That’s such a power move.

Oh my God