Spin. Toss. Catch.

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

Chartreuse is green not pink!

How can this be done

the new star wars looks so good

I'm the guy that yells "WHAT?!" in the first three seconds.

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

This is performance art

this was so entertaining

bunnies are actually very self conscious of their appearance. next time you see a bunny make sure to tell it how cute it is

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system