shut up all the evils of the world

inevitability as a theme is only sexy if things are inevitable because of who you are. being acted upon by inescapable fate is just calvinism im so dry

you could leave or walk out or change at any time but if you had the opportunity to go back to the start you would knowingly make every choice exactly the same over and over and over again>being born dead

So many misogynists are just openly angry women are not financially dependent on them anymore. Just irate women do not need them to pay the bills. That contributes to arguments against abortion, against DEI hiring practices, even against higher education as a whole. They want women to have no opportunities and standards so low they can exploit them. And the craziest part is that these ‘I want to feel like the man of the house and make ALL the bread, I want a trad wife’ types will still ask to go 50/50 and accuse women of being gold-diggers. You want women to want you for your money and need your money then you’re angry when they want and need you for your money.

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

do you think Transformers w aquatic alts have the baby otter problem when new

when a new submarine Transformer is birthed they just get chucked in a big pool to figure it out and they're in there like blagh bddlob bloob while the older submarine bots stand around like its ok their transformation instincts will kick in ANY second now :)

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.