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@supotsus
anyways idk who is / isnt still around that wants to interact with nijimura ut I moved him to my multi which you can find at @peachmuses ! it is a sideblog to my main blog @biteheir but it's easier on me ! I also put sakurai on there
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You could say that he is the antithesis of Kiyoshi.
❛ shū , i'm sorry... ❜ he chuckles lightly at the glare he receives : how was he supposed to know they'd get caught up in a snow storm on their way to the bus station ? now they're both drowsed in melted snow and tatsuya lets a small smile dance on his lips as he catches shū's pout. so he settles next to him onto the bed (unecessarily close) and drapes a towel over the other's head , trying to dry his hair with a soft laugh. ❛ stay still , we wouldn't want you to get sick , would we now ? ❜ ^_^
sorry he says and it’s almost too sweet that he wants to choke on the word. to let tatsuya kill him with it. his clothes are soaked with snow and he’s freezing. he side-eyes tatsu , lips coming together to pout. ’ lets go shopping shū ; let’s go get some fried rice ; you need new basketball shoes don’t you shū ? ’ and yeah , all of that sounded fun and was great and he actually did need new shoes , but it’s wet outside. going from L.A. to well snow-hell , was not fun , but because it’s tatsuya , fucking tatsuya with his angel-like smile and devious good looks that could make angels themselves fall over – how was he suppose to say no to that ? the bed dips , and nijimura immediately puts his hands in his lap as he inhales slowly. tatsuya is close – too close , it puts all of his senses on high alert and he doesn’t know what to do with that so he twiddles his fingers. he bows his head as the towel rubs against his head and he snorts. “ nothing can get me sick , insides like steel you know. ” he smirks slightly , “ but what about you ? should i dry you off too ? ” / @fernwehig.
First off, no.
“ okay but consider this : yes. ”
so /maybe/ he just landed back in japan , and so /maybe/ he's a bit jet-lagged from the time -zones and the medication he took to calm him down pre-flight -- but it seems like a good idea at 2 am to call tatsuya to tell him that he's back in japan. because of course it's a good idea -- after all , nijimura would have wanted tatsuya to call him , immediately , if he came back to america. it rings and he picks it up , " hey , i'm just calling to say i'm back in japan -- "
* unprompted. / @supotsus !
along finger twirls a cigarette around his knuckles [ lets it dance under thepale moonlight ] with a glitter of melancholy in his visible eye : liu was already sleeping , so he would have to sneak out for it [ & he has always liked a challenge ] / thusgathering his jacket , down feather from LA & his set of dorm keys. for a brief moment , he considers taking the spliff he rolled earlier today with him too [ it’d certainly beeasier to fall asleep ] , but decides against it / seeing as it’s onlywednesday & he needs the calm nervesfor the weekend. a soft ‘click’ follows him into the empty hallways , almostghostly [ & the various crosses onthe walls didn’t help either ] / but his conscience had always been too light to be bothered , anyways.
soon he’s outside , an almost seven foot drop from thefirst story window [ but luckily his ankles were trained ] / the adrenalineonly cheering on his euphoria as he settles next to a tree to remain hidden frommost of the windows & lights hiscigarette in a moment of triumph. he’s not even halfway through pulling thenicotine into his lungs as his phone rings & he jumps [ who calls at this time??? ] / but as soon as he sees the caller ID , he picks up without a second thought : he breathlessly listens to the first sentence before hanging up promptly with asmile [ because of course shū would think he’s still awake now ] as he tucksthe pack of cigarettes in his breast pocket & sets to text him instead , walkingalong the fence to find the tree everyone uses to climb over on , also musing that he would have to steal a bike with a soft chuckle / raising himself up on the first branch of the old oak tree.
2:09 AM / [ text to : shū ] ⟶ sorry i can’t talk right now
2:10 AM / [ text to : shū ] ⟶ but i’m still coming to pick you up @ the airport
2:12 AM / [ text to : shū ] ⟶ a small warning next time would be nice though (^_−)☆
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John Mulaney Sentence Starters
NEW IN TOWN
❝ I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞
❝ I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞
❝ Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞
❝ That’s pure mom. ❞
❝ Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞
❝ It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞
❝ Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞
❝ Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞
❝ No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞
❝ You will treat me with respect! ❞
❝ I am a tiger mom. ❞
❝ First off, no. ❞
❝ Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞
❝ You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞
❝ Yeah, you got it, man. ❞
❝ It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞
❝ Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞
❝ It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞
❝ That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞
❝ The less amount of time you live the better. ❞
❝ I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞
❝ I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞
❝ Go, fetch! ❞
❝ Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞
❝ I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞
❝ What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞
❝ Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞
❝ Fuck da police! ❞
❝ I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞
❝ Did I do that? ❞
❝ Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞
❝ Why do you do this? ❞
❝ I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞
❝ Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞
❝ Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞
❝ It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞
THE COMEBACK KID
❝ I know how big letters should be. ❞
❝ You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞
❝ Do not fuck with me. ❞
❝ Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞
❝ I bet he did kill his wife. ❞
❝ I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞
❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞
❝ Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞
❝ If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞
❝ It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞
❝ What a mighty king I will be. ❞
❝ It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞
❝ You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞
❝ This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞
❝ I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞
❝ You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞
❝ No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞
❝ You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞
❝ So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞
❝ This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞
❝ Kids have it very good now. ❞
❝ Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞
❝ How did he lose his arm? ❞
❝ That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞
❝ You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞
❝ I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞
❝ My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞
❝ McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞
❝ That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞
❝ How perfect is that? ❞
❝ We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞
❝ Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞
❝ One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞
❝ Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞
❝ If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞
❝ Hey, man. I like your button. ❞
ORIGINAL FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT.
lame nijihimu doodles
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Long cat ^q^
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“Yer not annoyin’ me” she pushed his shoulder playfully, chuckling to herself. “Ah c’mon now, fine, no money but the loser pays for dinner” she winked. It was a lot more fun playing when there was a wager involved. “Kagami usually pays, and I’m not one for eating alone”.
well , she could just be saying that but well , alex hasn’t really ever lied to him from their first wild meeting to now. there’s a part of him that’s still upset about tatsuya moving back to japan without even talking to him -- but well , he’ll worry about that later. nijimura huffs , before he dribbles the ball for a moment. “ deal , as long as the loser gets to choose due to their probably money issues. ” that way alex definitely can’t take advantage of ordering a lot.
i have ( 3 ) more starters to do but like , i’m the WORST at them just fyi.
“ nishinoya ! ” there’s a low growl as his hands squeeze his phone and nijimura’s attention is brought back to the current situation as there are three quick rapts against his door and once he’s figured he’s been hanged up on , he jerks the phone down , shoving it into his pocket as he moves to the door. seriously , what was up with half-assed ideas from the him ----- he figures that he misses kagami , but nijimura couldn’t do anything. he opens the door to look into the face of the libro , and he lets out a sigh , “ is that why you hung up on me ? ” / @gadian-shin.
the feel of the basketball under his hands is almost foreign after not really playing as much as he should have in america. of course , the first thing he does is find a basketball court to practice on , once he’s back in japan , jet-legged be damned. he watches the ball swish through the hoop and he lets out a breath. he wasn’t worried about it not going in -- because , it was him , but there was a part of him that felt bad for not actively playing. the ball moves to the side of the court and nijimura moves from his position as he waves , “ hey can you pass me that bal----- aomine ?! ” / @scikyo.
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“ stop that. ” he’s not so gentle as he racks knuckles against naoya’s head , his face impassive as the other had gone on a rant again about how he doesn’t deserve anything good. nijimura didn’t deserve anything good -- naoya, naoya does. he’s worth it. “ stop putting yourself down. ” / @vaultrot.
