I used to have a dick, but it phall off.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

This whole series is no joke, perfect

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on your dash

Skin draw and quarter your local ICE fascist

Fuck it, just shoot the pig