#cat parent

TODAY IS MY MOM’S BIRTHDAYYYY! Egypt is her baby, so please enjoy these lovely pics of him. 🖤

and bonus heh. kitty approved

lao loves cats and animals in general you cant tell me otherwise

Anywayy thank youuu💗💗

Little Family (Dazai x Reader)

Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy this! Also sorry it took forever I have finals and I'm trying to study but my memory is like dory My works: enjoy Bye now - Mars ♡

You entered the apartment, black stray kitten wrapped in your jacket. The kitten's curious boba eyes darted around the apartment. You see your boyfriend on the couch, sprawled out with his handy dandy ‘the complete suicide’ book over his face.

He removed the book covering his face, sitting up and looking over at you, “Ah Bell-what is that?”

“A kitten, found him by the garbage” you toed off your shoes, walking over to join your lover on the couch. Osamu takes the kitten from you, inspecting the feline with very judgmental eyes.

“Could be worse, like a dog” he smiles, stroking the kitten’s head with a single finger.

You roll your eyes at that, taking the opportunity to set down your bag and get your phone. Busying yourself with setting an appointment with the vet for the kitten.

“I was thinking we keep it” you set your phone down, putting on your best, ironically enough, puppy eyes. 

Dazai sighed, giving you a look of ‘we-been-over-this-before’, he felt the kitten tentatively snuggle against his stomach, watching the both of you. 

“Please” you pouted softly, “You won’t even have to help with our child”

“Oh it’s our child now?” he muses, smirking at you. 

You lean over, capturing his lips in a soft sweet kiss, “Mmm, did you eat my leftovers?” you can taste the food in his mouth, it should be disgusting but you’re just happy he ate.

“Guilty” he leans into the kiss, tugging on your lower lip teasingly like the bastard he is.

“Let me keep our child as compensation” 

“I’ll sleep on it”

“Whatever you decide, I’m keeping the kitten but I would prefer you agree”

He hums, setting the kitten onto your lap and getting up, leaving the living room. 

“Babe! Can I have a glass of water?” you call after a while. You hear Osamu softly hum, walking back into the space with a glass of water for you and an empty box.

You bite back a smile, taking the glass from him and thanking him. He sets the box on the floor, layering it with an old cloth. Osamu lifts the kitten into the box, watching with an amused expression as the kitty settles in comfortably.

Osamu looks up at you, a contemplative look in his eyes, “I can tell you’ve already decided we’re keeping this thing”

You bite back a smile, reaching out and caressing his cheek, “A lovely addition to our little family, don’t you think?” you held his gaze with yours

“When you word it like that I would let you do anything” he leans into your touch, whispering against your skin

“Even take in a dog?” you tease

“Don’t push your luck now” he sets the box in the corner, helping you prepare a meal for the feline. Whilst you feed the kitty, Osamu steps out to make a run to the store to get some essentials like wet food, milk, litter and a litter box, all that crap as he claims. Yet he does it, making sure to add your favourite snacks to the cart as well.

By the time he’s home, everything is set up and the kitten is happily napping in his box. You and Dazai prepare for bed, both of you tired after a long day.

The rest of the night is quiet and calm as you settle in a lover’s cuddle with the detective, whispering about your love for each other and some teasing on Osamu’s end. You both fell asleep, wrapped in the arms of one another.

In the late hours of the night, you’re disturbed by loud meowing and scratching by your bedroom door. You stir awake groggily, finding Osamu staring at you.

“Your child needs you” he teases softly, sitting up and turning on the light. He doesn’t show it but he’s annoyed at being woken up, more so about losing the feeling of your body pressed against his. Your warmth. 

You make your way to the kitchen, the kitten walking between your feet, almost tripping you multiple times. Leaning against the counter, you warm the milk. 

Osamu follows you out into the kitchen, he lifts up the kitten and stares at it like the feline personally offended him. Which it did!

He kisses your forehead and leaves with the kitten in air jail. You find the pair on the couch, Osamu softly lecturing the kitten about behaving. Something about “Let mommy sleep”

Joining them you take the kitten, cradling the feline against your chest. Holding him upright and bottle feeding him the warm milk, his little eyes pressed closed as he suckles the nipple of the bottle as if it were his last meal. 

Osamu pulls you closer, guiding your body to lay against his as he settles against the couch. The kitten keeps drinking gluttony until the contents of the bottle is empty and his little belly is full. 

Soon enough the kitten is asleep on your chest and your eyelids are fighting to stay open. Osamu smiles to himself, noticing you nodding off. 

He subtly strokes your hair, staring at your face. Eyes closed and mouth slightly open as you sink into a slumber. His eyes trail down to the kitten also asleep on your chest.

The detective can’t help but smile at the sight, like mother like son he suppose.

Placing a sweet kiss against your forehead, holding you close to him as he stays up, the only sound in the silent night is your soft snoring and the heater humming.