incorrect super smash bros quotes

Dark Pit: "mood as fuck". It's like you know, your current mood, or whatever.

Zero Suit Samus: Snake and I got slushies.

Shulk: And what flavour did you drink? Grape?

Zero Suit Samus: No, I had blue rapsberry and Snake had strawberry.

Shulk: Oh

Ganondorf: What?

Zelda: I think she means that Bowser is drowning.

Ganon: Oh, I see.

Diddy: 420?

Roy: No, that's very immature of you. Can someone take this seriously, please?

Ness: Is it 69?

Bayonetta: Hello?

Ridley: I s e e y o u.

Bayo:

Inciniroar: One. The question is how many ladders does she need?

Isabelle:

King Dedede: Ten

Toon: What?

Lucina,trying to open a jar of pickles: THIS FUCKING LID IS BEING A DICKHEAD

Robin: *glancing sideways* I wonder where she got that from...

Peach: yeah, i want a sugar and fat-free, low calorie, vegan latte.

Wario:

Link: You've gotta let go of my hand first.

Zelda:

Wolf: first, a few words from our new member.

Sans: Guess I've got a hole new problem now!

Sans: Guy was really gunning for me, huh?

Link: Jesus, dude, did you get shot?!

Megaman: Vacuums.

Pit: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Paluntena: Black holes.

Pit:

Pit: You know what isn't cool?

Mario: Lava.

Pit:

Pit: There's a special place in hell waiting for you.