O

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

It’s just roll call bro

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

you know when dogs do the tiny growl before they bark? that means they’re charging up the bark to be more powerful

i knew this post would connect with you guys. im glad. please enjoy this dog post

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

*touches soil* something awful happened here

waffle butt

ham ass

the plant has a question