extra to the grave

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

Trying to fall asleep is the ultimate example of fake it until you make it.

Getting hit by lightning is rare enough that we don’t have any evolutionary adaptations to it.

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

"hes insane and kills people" ok but he whimpers

hey its me, your local burden,

I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”