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….cardio 😆

May have done something similar with my windows down once…

Can I cuddle with you, kind sir?

We need porn to be more like this

Yes I’m aware this is porn but like damn , this is so sweet my pancreas is shaking.

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

W♂♂F     (WARNING!   No “Pretty Boys” here.)

nobody is going to change my mind that if jason todd was real and he were killing ceos and stuff, batman and the others would be pissed and would know it was him who did it (because you know, they know how big and strong he is and how he looks hiding in a hoodie and mask) and then the world would celebrate his kills, and if they knew his name, they would claim him a hero and a legend and then batman would be like wtf no, citizens, this is not the way!!! no killing!!! but old batman does not know that his ways are from the past, and the ppl in power are not where they should be, they are taking and destroying everything, and they need to feel fear to be pushed back to where they belong, and your time is fucking up, batman. this is our time.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

World Heritage Post

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.