The Stars That Lie

Dick: ...Did you kill someone?!

Tim: No, it's just a hypothetical.

Jason: Oh he totally killed someone.

Tim: No! It's just like a trust question thing, ok?

Jason: Sure, I believe you Timbo. Let me check my schedule, if I have time I'll help.

Tim: It's hypothetical!

Jason: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Roy's coming over tonight, but I'm sure he won't mind helping. What disposal method are you thinking?

Tim: Wh-

Steph: Oh oh! Use a chainsaw!

Cass: Acid?

Damian: I would recommend feeding it to the pigs.

Bruce, from three rooms over: Did someone say pigs?! Damian! Did you buy pigs?!

Damian, looking nervous: I must excuse myself.

Barbara: Just give me a name. I'll erase any digital records of them.

Dick: Tim, while I am concerned, I will always support you. I do want the full story later. But, for now, I can track down any physical records and destroy them.

Tim: Oh my god, what the hell?

Barbara: You can't kill someone who doesn't exist.

Steph: Is there a house we need to burn down? Cause I call dibs!

Tim: NO!

Steph: Fine, you can help.

Cass: Me too?

Steph: Of course!

Jason: Good news, Roy has a wood chipper!

Tim: IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL?!