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Crowley: “Don’t worry about them. Don’t worry about— What, like Lucifer didn’t worry? Or Michael? Or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn’t worry?”

Crowley: “Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate these denim-wrapped nightmares?!”

This scene is even better when you remember five minutes ago Dean killed the Mother of All Supernatural Creatures by mixing a shot of whiskey with phoenix ash and goading her to bite him so she would consume his blood. The phoenix ash then killing her from the inside out.

They have now hunted, killed, and beaten hundreds of demons and every single fucked-up creature that walks, crawls, or hides in the dark.

And now, Castiel is casually standing in front of Crowley, the SECOND King of Hell (after the boys already got rid of number 1) telling him, “Don’t worry about them.”

EVEN THE OLD LEVIATHANS ARE LIKE, eliminate the Winchesters before they can eliminate us.

They are the most terrifying thing in the entire Supernatural universe.

Because if you hear “Sam and Dean Winchester are on your trail,” either you move to space or you just sit in a grave ready for em, they might even make it quick if you do them that courtesy.

Only give money if you can really really afford it, like you have a spare 1k and I can take $3US of it without hurting you at all. Set the lowest it could go.

ALSO no minors! Children keep your cash, you need it more than me!

Hey all!

Creating this because if I’m going to suffer I might as well get coffee from it…

But actually it's because I usually have a crisp 160$AUD (like 100$USD, or 95EUR) left over per month after rent/shopping/utilities etc, but I have been unable to keep up with that, and its now around $20 left over, even with a weekly budget set at $100 or lower. So this is really to even out, and take a lot of the strain off me right now just while I try some other stuff to make ends meet (selling some stuff, second job etc).

In return: I will try to write more (thereby publish more) fanfics, and answer more asks on this blog!

writes Dean and Cass looking for each other across dimensions with alarming frequency

has multiple characters make jokes that Dean and Cass are together

puts Dean through Purgatory where he spends almost a year killing his way to find and bring home Cass

has Cass hide because protecting Dean matters more than seeing him

also the writers:

Season 1: Dad please answer your phone.

Season 2: Azazel leave them alone PLEASE.

Season 3: Dean don't die.

Season 4: Sam. SAM. SAM PLEASE.

Season 5: Save literally everyone.

Season 6: Castiel what the fuck are you doing.

Season 7 (so far): The Old Ones are fucking, BACK.

Castiel shows up, battered and bleeding, trying to warn them that this “Trickster” is way more powerful than a normal pagan god, and might not even be a pagan god. He’s mid-sentence when Gabriel casually telekinetically hurls him into a wall.

Castiel staggers up, looks at the duct tape now strapped over his mouth, and gives the most exhausted, world-weary “You absolute bitch” expression I have ever witnessed on an angel’s face.

Then Gabriel flips his hair like it’s nothing, and goes:

“Hey, Castiel!”

Then just snaps his fingers and boom, no more Cas.

“Don’t worry… he’ll live. …Maybe.”

It's even better when you realise Cas never once reacts with “How did he do that?” or “What the hell?” He just gives the most unimpressed, done-with-biblical-chaos-gremlin energy possible.

Because to Castiel, this is exactly the kind of immature, disrespectful bullshit he’s come to expect from his brother Gabriel. He’s been dealing with heavenly drama for millennia. Duct-tape angels on live TV? Child’s play.

Gabriel’s entire personality in one sentence is essentially: Commits biblical-level psychological warfare, makes one joke, leaves. Man literally left a sex tape as his will and last testament.

Crowley: “Don’t worry about them. Don’t worry about— What, like Lucifer didn’t worry? Or Michael? Or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn’t worry?”

Crowley: “Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn’t underestimate these denim-wrapped nightmares?!”

This scene is even better when you remember five minutes ago Dean killed the Mother of All Supernatural Creatures by mixing a shot of whiskey with phoenix ash and goading her to bite him so she would consume his blood. The phoenix ash then killing her from the inside out.

They have now hunted, killed, and beaten hundreds of demons and every single fucked-up creature that walks, crawls, or hides in the dark.

And now, Castiel is casually standing in front of Crowley, the SECOND King of Hell (after the boys already got rid of number 1) telling him, “Don’t worry about them.”

EVEN THE OLD LEVIATHANS ARE LIKE, eliminate the Winchesters before they can eliminate us.

They are the most terrifying thing in the entire Supernatural universe.

Because if you hear “Sam and Dean Winchester are on your trail,” either you move to space or you just sit in a grave ready for em, they might even make it quick if you do them that courtesy.