My "people skills" are "rusty"

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

these were meant to be private

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

this is so fucking funny did he ever reply