delaware isn’t real

i’m gonna make a 4pm coffee and then i’m gonna lock tf in on this chapter

i made matcha latte instead 🍵 hopefully ☝️ this doesn’t mess with my rhythm

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

i have posted chapter 2 of have you heard the rumors?

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again