Mo0!

I'M 20 YEARS OLD

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

Trump just somehow had the worst political interview of all time

Swear to god the fact that he seemed shocked by how many black journalists were at the black journalists conference was an amazing window into the world of a man who’s spent a decade in a world where “blacks for Trump” events were *only* 85% white

I’ve said “lmao” (rhyming with the dictator) out loud without realizing before

It's fucked up that Joe endorsed Kamala over his own son, but I think Hunter has a decent shot at an open convention and we should keep on supporting him #hunter2024

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water