#moon rambles

I wanna say i did smth like this awhile back, but idk and im too lazy and tired to even try and find that one,

also idk if the games support hylians having diff curiosity than humans, like i rlly wnat there to be, but wild/wind/maybe even time's games are giving us a run for our money, i believe

so talking out my ass here too anon lol - i kinda got the impression from a few games that while hylian curiosity may be notorious among most other species on their planet, it isn't as Extreme as humans

like theyre the big fish of their pond for doing crazy shit, but humans are the Kings of Crazy Shit, rulers of the kingdom of Dumb Shit, on the planet of Fuck Around and Find Out type shit

whats that meme of aslan from narnia wait let me find it

ok found it, yeah Humans ^^^ @ hylians

for example, im thinking if a hylian hikes up a semi-dangerous hiking trail up a mountain, most of their planet races are like "goddess wtf is wrong with these tiny hylians" (who mind you, the hylians are typically kinda prepared for their curiosity, for this example, theyd have like food, clothes, a hiking stick, an emergency flare/tent etc.)

but a human would come flying by the well-prepared "crazy" hylian hiking up this trail on a mountain bike, with only their keys/wallet strapped to their body somewhere and maybe, MAYBE a water bottle on the bike as they just yell "ON YOUR LEFT HOMIE!"

humans got the music blasting on the speaker, theyre like standing on teh bike too, maybe theyre scream/singing along to the music if they the real annoying type, probably actually a Red Bull to go with the water tbh, prob holding it while theyre holding on the handles, and they do like two laps on this dangerous hiking trail by the time the sensible hylian has even reached the top once💀

if anyone knows what i mean by the "theres a sports team, then there's Red Bull" like how Red Bull is known for making extreme challenges or sports or getting maybe guiness world records? for the crazy shit theyll hire people to do

hylian = basic sports team/company, wow already going pro damn

humans = whatever the fuck team Red Bull is doing, idk backflipping off Niagara Falls into a trampoline just to see if they could or smth

and i think thatd be pretty funny pretty constantly to see the Links react in real time to that lol

you dont even realize how different the curiosity boundaries are until you see it side by side, and like ivve said in other posts, i think the Chain officially counts as outliers already amongst hylians, in most everything lmao

i.e. most hylians drop food, "damn what a waste",

Links = "ok it wasn't like a soup or something and it fell on the table, I'm eating it"

You, their beloved but violently Human Guide irl now = "5 second rule, its not in a puddle or a pile of shit, blow it off and eat it like a man"

the Chain = 🤏close to scream laughing at you pulling ts in a restaurant

every other hylian in that restaurant =

5 stages of grief fr seeing you drop that apple on the floor, rub it off on your shirt, and chomp right into it LMAO

ok but the Links would become desensitized so quick after being arounf ur human self in person, like they still get caught off guard and pull that bratz reaction meme like above sometimes lol - but for the most part theyre not shocked about the "usual" curiosity you have

like, one time you asked Rulie if he could cast one spell on one hand and another similar one on the other, or if he could cast with his feet, or ears?? ...well, has he tried?

meanwhile the travaler makes eye contact with the vet and they just share this stunned look of understanding like "if he had magic, he would be trying that for himself right tf now, wouldnt he?"

i mean, while Wild was interested in experimenting with the slate, for sure, especially post-update (Totk), but YOU were to blame for the batshit crazy ideas he actually unfortunately brought into existence

(what! you are very persuasive!! and ur his guide, of course hes gonna listen to you, dont look at him like that Wars!!!)

you saw exactly 1 meme of someone making a flying cart in ttok and ever since you'd been on a roll of making the most heinous creations Wild's hyrule had ever seen

he's actually holding You back half the time, (goddess help them all if u have ADHD or something, esp if you were medicated before and are now Not bc of being in a diff world lmfao)

you once recreated giant bowling ball pins just to try and knock a stone talus downhill and alll bc you were just 'curious' to "see if i can get the biggest strike in all of hyrule, duh"

i have this habit of tilting my head a little if I'm confused or curious about something, and i like to think that any sort of habit the heroes visually see you do that they start to assoicate with u getting Ideas, ther's like a literal formation they get into lol, Wars secretly gathered them together early on to plan for it lmao

btw if ur curious (unintentional ironic joke), the formation/" Our Guide gets Curious" Protocol is like them all checking the nearest exits if any, making a loose circle around you, the nearest hylian hero tagging along with you as a Human Guide Minder, keeping an eye on any open flame or pyrotechnics in the area etc LMAO

lowkey lookin like medieval fantasy bodyguards but its those clips of kpop idols running around as their bodyguards desperately try to keep up and herd them away from mischief lol

never forget the faces all the Links made when they passed thru Wild's hyrule and saw some of you "creations"

Wind: "you mean cruel and unusual monstrosities"

meanwhile theres a flying green ship that looks suspicously liek the Black Pearl from Pirates of teh Caribbean flying in the distance, unmanned bc "well i didnt think about there not being an water, and also i forgot an anchor, so you just kinda have to run until you catch it, but dont worry, im in the middle of seeing if I cant turn this old stable no-ones using into a functional horse so we can ride and catch up with it👍"

when asked by a slightly nervous yet deadpan looking Twilight why you made the ship in teh first place, they dont even know what else they were expecting when you answer "i was curious if the slate could help me recreate the Black Pearl and if it the physics of this world would let me make it a literal ghost ship, like flying thru the air and stuff, yknow?"

no, they dont know.

but hey at least they find it infinitely funnier watching other hylians/races see ur shenanigans,

You, after getting the Triforce and turning some of the triangle upside down for the fuck of it: "hmm, how should I put this, I was just... goofing around?"

Everyone else: "... you built a whole time bomb just to goof?"

/ref

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i almost didnt add bullet points so ur welcome

for the girlies who like bullet points, i mean this was definitely a bullet point type rant but still

ok im tired ill leave this insane way too long ramble here good night

why did this take like an hour to write

flow state ig

peace out,

he tries to make it sound like rook's death would embarrass the house de riva but in all honesty it would break his soft mushy little heart

i love that snake and otacon have switched hair colours by mgs4, brown and grey forever

choji calling togame “kame-chan” lives rent free in my mind

and bonus panel of choji being a cute patootie as always (and togame looking on with a proud smile)