Guys.... valko being rafs foil in game.....
Rafayel losing his vision slowly, and Valko potentially being colour blind. Hm.
Im thinking thoughts.
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Guys.... valko being rafs foil in game.....
Rafayel losing his vision slowly, and Valko potentially being colour blind. Hm.
Im thinking thoughts.

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You couldn't hold a bachelorette style competition for Mc's hand because
- Sylus and Caleb would rig it behind the scenes. I can imagine them cheating their way through the competition but ultimately I fear Sylus would have to come on top from those two.
- Rafayel and Valko would be pissed because she's already their beloved bride/ mate. Why do they have to fight for her hand???? I can imagine them both dropping dramatically to their knees in this scenario. (Rafayel will kill anyone in his way behind the scenes he does nawt gaf, Valko would be devastatedand probably just be miserable and as much as he would like to fight accept whatever mc wants)
- Xavier would kill the electricity and whisk MC away before any of them realised.
- Zayne would accept whatever decision you make, even at the cost of his own happiness.
Alternatively this just ends in them all being in love yay
Oh i might elaborate on this but OH it would be so funny
Ok i cant dragon age post STAY FOCUSED back to valko
Valko whining and his ears drooping if you even pretend to move away from him hmmm hes so PATHETIC he would use his tail to wrap around you to encourage you to stay
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
Dragon Age City Elf Origin really took advantage of this
My abandoned Zayne fics on ao3 watching me write about a LI who technically does Not Exist in game.
I really just love word vomiting and throwing out random blurbs rather than fighting demons over how to structure a chapter oh I will go back one day but for now yapping about valko in these short blurbs/fics is keeping me GOING
ALSO for Valko to have captured my Mind Body Soul and Every atom of my body to write so much oh my God he better come back to the game PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEEE
(This author Will Return) i think

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This Valko Sleep aid is the best thing ive ever watched 10/10 we may not have Valko's sleep aid in game yet (hopium) but trust me and listen to this
MorphyVA may all your dreams come true may you take all of infolds income with Valko voice requests may you live a the best life ever oh my God thank you for your service
Time for my nightly affirmations thank you faux valko for your service I cant wait to dream of our wolf princess ❤️
Mr Sutherland is currently crying screaming watching the fandom lose their shit and fight infold for Valko after realizing he isnt the 6th LI like everyone thought
Hes blasting Taylor Swift and sobbing rn realising mc wont ever be his oh sutherland
Mr Sutherland is currently crying screaming watching the fandom lose their shit and fight infold for Valko after realizing he isnt the 6th LI like everyone thought
There is a non zero chance that the chronorift catastrophe had a similar butterfly effect for a LADS universe twilight esque series to be born
Except they have vampires AND WERWWOLVES AND WE DONT
Need to see valko dressed up as little red riding hood lemme be HIS emotional support big bad wolf in these trying times

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Infold is just Astra trust me guys that's why he's getting fucked over rn
Kinda genius that the boycott keeps players/mc away from Zayne.... fork found in Astra's i mean Infolds kitchen
I just realised
Valko is now also mated to SYLUS bc of the sharing a soul with mc situation congrats guys WolfCrowMc is real
Hm also considering Zayne is intertwined with Mc across lifetimes and the red string of fate maybe the string is confused and Valko's pulled in for the ride???
SnowWolfCrowMc.... we can do better than this
Somehow we can incorporate Xavier, Caleb and Rafayel in here i just know it
Yeah im thinking things
Suggestive? SnowWolfMc where Valko gets sick and mc drags him to akso so Zayne can check him out, only for Zayne (with his 5 degree smirk) to tell you he can't help bc he's not a vet .
Bonus if Valko is wearing a collar from you.
(Ofc he still takes care of the big bad wolf he just needs to get back at him for stealing the last chocolate cake last night.)
++ what if after this when Valko feels better, he goes to town on Zayne's and MC's necks, nipping and biting across their smooth skin leaving redness and marks that won't fade for days.
After Zayne sees the litany of bite marks across his and MC's bodies, he straight up tells Mc they'll get rabies shots. Valko retaliates by leaving another on his chest.
(Ragebaiter of the year but with plausible denaibility, he's so fucking funny)
So funny that Valko's arrival triggered everyone's heat and protective instincts over him before he disappeared.
Our omega! Hes gone!
(Everyone acting like they found their mate and had him ripped away im giggling this is community, baby!)
So we’re all gonna gather together and create fanon lore and stories for him backrooms style right
Turns out we don’t even need to make his story ourselves, this shit is INSANE if its real
Valko being the big bad wolf who took Josephine out is killing me if this is true. Wdym???? I wish we had his main story NOWWWWW

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I miss lads and shc and claiming my weekly anniversary pass and seeing the lomls but like it's not hard to stay away from the game knowing that Valko is supposed to be there
It feels sooooooo useless to login, yes they're offering free diamonds etc but like. Its like 13 wishes in total...?
And you have to login for a minimum of 7 days, thus helping their statistics for daily logins.
Plus I gotta be so honest I am so spiteful that they can get away with offering pennies (aka barely 13 wishes for the 2k dias you get from the event) for ppl to login for several days and spend real money????
At the end of the day it only really benefits them, no one else.
There isn't a point to logging in rn for me and this is me saying it as someone who mains Zayne lol
Plus someone rightfully pointed out that ypu may as well just watch the card on YouTube bc you can't see your mc anyway!
Cards will come and go, but the disrespectful behaviour from the company towards players wont go anywhere if ppl give them what they want.
Valko fluff because he's scared of going to the kitty cafe.Tiny suggestive bit, but mostly fluff.
Hc that Valko can't go into the kitty cafe because the kitties hiss at him and he almost pisses himself in fear.
Kidding!
You realise later than you'd have liked to in your relationship, that Valko wasn't trying to get out of your dates to the kitty cafe on purpose.
Well. Kind of?
Every time you bring it up, you watch the way his eyes get slightly alarmed and his cheeks flush unexpectedly. He turns you down yet again and suggests a date at the local arcade instead - but this time you're determined to get to the bottom of it.
Grasping his warmed cheeks between your palms you drag his face down to eye level.
"Valko, what's wrong with us going to the kitty cafe, hm?"
Your tone is gentle, eyes rounded up him as your thumbs caress the smooth skin of his cheeks.
You watch him melt in real time, and bite back a smile at how easily your wolf can be tamed.
"Baby, I-," Valko sheepishly scratches his neck as his golden eyes dart around the room for a moment before meeting your warm gaze once again.
"I know it sounds stupid, but I don't want to scare them - the kitties." He cringes at his own words, groaning at the admission.
You pause your minstrations on his face in confusion and amusement, causing Valko to pout as he catches sight of the grin on your face.
An exhale before he leans into your touch again, gently continuing. "I know how much you love kitty cards, and petting the kitties. If I go, they might just launch an attack on yours truly."
A startled laugh breaks free from you before you realise at Valko's confession, and watching his pout return you cant help but want to reassure your beloved.
"God, you're adorable aren't you honey?," You huff another laugh as he fights a smile at your reaction, his ears twitching instead.
"You can't make fun of me baby, this is my deepest secret." He groans lightheartedly, moving back a few steps as though wounded, before flopping a hand over his forehead and fluttering his eyelids shut.
"What if people find out about my one true vulnerability? Oh, I'll be ruined!" He cracks open an eye only to see you rapidly approaching.
Chuckling at his dramatics you quickly move forward and grab his face again. You smush his cheeks together as your laughs die down, pecking his face all over in affection.
"The big bad wolf is scared of a few kitties, huh?," You fight the urge to tease him further as you watch his pout deepen, his ears almost drooping. Yet his eyes are soft and amused at your words.
"Don't worry, baby, I'll protect you. Besides I like your face far too much to let it get scratched."
You watch his eyes become molten with affection, his lips twitching into a smirk as he huffs a laugh. His ears are suddenly alert and his tone becomes low as he leans in, your heart pounding in anticipation.
"I bet you like my face, sweetheart. What was it you said last night? Ohhhh right, I forgot - you were screa-!"
Pressing your palm quickly to Valko's mouth, you cackle at his attempt to distract you, before you feel the warmth of his tongue attack your hand and pull it back.
"Hey, gross!! Bad dog!" You can't stop giggling until you rub your hand on his shirt and look up.
You're both grinning at each other.
Your arms move to rest on his shoulders, as his gently curve around your waist wordlessly, and his tail answers by wrapping itself around your leg.
That weekend you did in fact go to the kitty cafe, with Valko in tow.
Valko, although initially wary of jostling the cats, was eventually swarmed by curious kitties. The fear in his eyes was replaced by a softness you knew was Valko returning to himself.
As you watched your beloved big bad wolf melt into a pool of affectionate kitties, you knew you would always protect your 6'2, supposedly dangerous damsel in distress.
(Later he would admit that it reminded him of the times he spent amongst the clan pups, surrounded by the puppers who would grow up and run him ragged one day. He was glad you had taken his hand and let him experience this.
You felt your heart swell in affection.)
Imagining the legendary battle of Valko against each of the LADS cat butlers. Oh my God
And then maybe they kiss