i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

Falling for the who and the what now

Having a bowl of frozen peach slices with a drizzle of honey on top. The peach slices were supposed to go into a sorbet making attempt that I gave up on. It may seem and feel like a fancy little treat, but I am straight-up eating ingredients.

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

This is literally why we need bike lanes

The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

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refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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Right.