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girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

ive had animal crossing for 7 years and only 10 minutes ago did i finish paying off my entire house loan

feelings suck i wish i was a bagel

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

You know what

This is so pure

I love when pigeons get into shopping centres it’s like “lol what you gonna buy”

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

Doing everything Cards Against Humanity tells you to do

Bitches be postin dog snapchat filter everyday n still not know how 2 suck dick

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