冥界の使者

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

“people won’t be friends with you if you’re mean to them” is something you have GOT to learn in adulthood if you never learned it as a shut-in internet-socialized youth. you can’t just go up and say to ppl to shut the fuck up and kill themselves all the time and then expect people to genuinely care for you.

lysandre's pursuit of immortality as a means to access eternal youth/eternal beauty/presumed perfection of the body for himself and others ➡️ becoming semi-immortal for real but he's also visibly disabled now; immortality has taken a toll on his body both visibly and invisibly and will continue to do so for the next 3000 years, yet L still finds beauty in this imperfect existence and has far more hope for the future (his future) than lysandre ever did even though immortality is nothing like what he imagined. really good fucking character arc

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one