cap'n planet

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

neil banging out the you

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Trying 2 Be Better Than Myself

i have tested positive for tzatziki

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege