Awsome Possum

parents really put us through all that bullcrap to “build character” and then have the audacity to not like the character we built

or the parents who say “don’t act like that” and then act like that

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”

things i want to get - paid - laid

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

It was better than anything I could have ever imagined