I need a nap

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

We have TWO plagues if you count the explosive diarrhea parasite the CDC and FDA can’t explain.

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

Charles guiteau

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

Breaking news from the Marble Hornets anniversary stream now the Operator is in the cuck chair!! Cuck chud Operator is now canon.

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

abuse victim after someone comitted an absolute atrocity to them: ohh I don't want them to feel guilty,,, they struggle with guilt so bad, I better get it together. clearly it's my fault, they'd never be bad on purpose... I'm gonna go and reassure them!